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· The Butcher’s Other Diary

Recipe: Beans, Done Properly

In short: The Butcher records a recipe, mostly to settle an argument. Cannibal’s dinner party is the story’s premise: the killer has gone for the last ingredients and the players are the guests. The diary itself stays safe for work.

Thursday. A recipe, written down so that nobody can say I borrowed it.

Broad beans, which some people insist on calling fava, as though a second name makes them more sinister. Pod them. Blanch them for two minutes, no longer. Slip off the grey jackets one by one while listening to something with strings. This takes an hour and builds character.

Garlic, softened slowly in good oil until it smells like an apology. Lemon zest. A little mint, torn, never chopped; chopping mint is how a kitchen loses its soul. Salt. Pepper. A spoonful of the cooking water, because a sauce needs somewhere to go.

Serves six at Northbridge. Serves the guests, in theory. The guests, in practice, are always gone before the beans are, and the beans and I eat together at the head of the table with the candles burning down.

As for the wine, I will not be told what to drink with them by a film. I have chosen a white. Write that in your newspaper.

— B., your host

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Why does Cannibal keep talking about a dinner party?

Because you’re the main course. In Cannibal, the killer is hosting dinner tonight and has popped out for the last ingredients. When the hour runs out he’s back, and the worst dinner party of your life begins with you on the plate.

How gory is Cannibal?

Gory enough to be adults-only. Cannibal carries strong adult themes (butchery, body parts, a blood-slicked floor) and is strictly 18+. It’s built to unsettle rather than to gross you out for an hour, but anyone squeamish should read the Escape This content advice before booking.

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The table is set

Leave before the main course.

Book Cannibal at Northbridge or Sydney CBD. Adults only, one hour, one very hungry host.

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